How to read Mommy Out West:
Texan-Here is my hubby (and myself) of 3 years as of May 30, 2013.
Here's something I like to do. Footnotes* I find my self elaborating on things in the midst of a story, or even in the midst of another elaboration. So, I have resolved to use an asterisk to point out those moments where I would like to elaborate, and you can follow the asterisk to the bottom of the page where you will find my elaboration. That way you can go on reading, or if you are easily distracted, you can skip to the bottom of the page to find out what I find so important to deserve an asterisk. Here's an example:
My dog's* hot breath is making me nauseated.
I think I have sufficiently prepared you to read, Reader. Please feel free to comment with phrases like, "Wow! I craved cheese something fierce, too!" (please, someone comment that so I can feel less self-conscious about my cheese craving...) or advice, or "it'll be worth it in the end," because that never gets old.
Enjoy!
*My dog's name is Woody, and I love him dearly. But since I have conceived a child, I find any warmth (air, lack of a breeze, breath--mainly breath) to be absolutely appalling. But he is my fur baby and I will prove all of those animal-haters wrong. You know what I'm talking about? Those women who say in their best advice-giving twit voice, "Once you hold your baby, you'll do exactly what I did...(dramatic pause)...you'll take that dog straight to the pound." So, am I to believe that when I am a mother I will have lost all capacity for loving other species other than my own, you small-minded buffoon? You get the idea.
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